Driving through Queens today, I saw that McDonalds and Starbucks have finally done the inevitable and fused together into an all-powerful red and yellow-striped latte and hamburger-dispensing mutant hybrid:
Resistance is futile! I mean, what force on Earth could possibly stop a complete McStarnolds take over??
I think we’re doomed.
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